The Human Brain

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. 

George Jessel

A Child's Prayer

 "...lead us not to temptation, and deliver me an email." We've got some work to do!

this was a friend's Facebook status as she described her child's recitation of the Our Father.  Too good not to share!

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight "Searching for Jesus."

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at St. Martin's Church. Please use
the large double doors at the side entrance.

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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Father Jack's sermons.

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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

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The Priest will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Mark Twain on Choirs

"The congregation being fully assembled, now, the bell rang once more,
to warn laggards and stragglers, and then a solemn hush fell upon the
church which was only broken by the tittering and whispering of the
choir in the gallery. The choir always tittered and whispered all
through the service. There was once a church choir that was not
ill-bred, but I have forgotten where it was, now. It was a great many
years ago, and I can scarcely remember anything about it, but I think
it was in some foreign country."
Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer chapter 5